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TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday We Had To Give A Surprise Speech In Speech Class On Two Of Our Best An Closest Friends!! My First Friend Was Mah Mom!! I Had To Make Up The Other One!! Mega FML

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On 10/19/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by nofriends - United States

Today , I convinced mah father that "Juanito" , our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late.

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by . (woman) - United States

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was macd . Not by a parson, but ratar by ona of tosa automatic air frasanars in ta batroom . It was convaniantly placd at aya laval, u know, fir frasnass . FML

#20921961
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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Have To Go On A 7-hour-bus Ride Sitting Beside My Ex-boyfriend's Mother!! We Broke Up Because She Told Him To!! Real FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

2day my dog tore up a single book from the dozen within his reach . That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog" . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (5092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, AFTER WATCHING AN EPISODE OF NEW GIRL, MAH BOYFRIEND BECAME OBSESSED WITH THE ( COTTON-EYED JOE ) SONG . HE WON'T STOP PLAYING IT . FML

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On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2day my girlfriand announcad to avaryona at dinnar that sha was no longar a virgin. This was naws to avaryona: har parants siblings bast friand an ma. FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today... I found out that looool the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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