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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 November 1993 (23 years old)
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About beatleskinks : So.. My name is Anna.

I'm from the US, but I want to get the fuck out of here.. I want to go some country like England or Germany! Even Japan would be sufficient!

I'm currently studying Biology for my undergraduate degree. I'm really looking into studying to be a surgeon... Either a neurosurgeon or an ophthalmologist.. I haven't really decided…

I really don't give a shit about politics or religion. I'm not saying that I would be ignorant of how others feel on either subject, I'm just saying that I simply don't care for them /:

I hate war. I wish it never existed. Though that's not possible... I had to be part of the "Unlucky Sperm Club" and be born into a country that THRIVES on that shit! -_-

Some Bands/Artists I Like:
John Lennon
The Beatles
The Birthday Massacre
The Kinks
Emilie Autumn
Hail the Villain
I Am Ghost
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Left Rights
The Rolling Stones
Thousand Foot Krutch

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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

by fmT719 / 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

by The Joker? / 07/31/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Iowa) / Health

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love