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About beatleskinks : So.. My name is Anna.
I'm from the US, but I want to get the fuck out of here.. I want to go some country like England or Germany! Even Japan would be sufficient!
I'm currently studying Biology for my undergraduate degree. I'm really looking into studying to be a surgeon... Either a neurosurgeon or an ophthalmologist.. I haven't really decided…
I really don't give a shit about politics or religion. I'm not saying that I would be ignorant of how others feel on either subject, I'm just saying that I simply don't care for them /:
I hate war. I wish it never existed. Though that's not possible... I had to be part of the "Unlucky Sperm Club" and be born into a country that THRIVES on that shit! -_-
Some Bands/Artists I Like:
The Birthday Massacre
Hail the Villain
I Am Ghost
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Left Rights
The Rolling Stones
Thousand Foot Krutch
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML