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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 November 1993 (20 years)
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About beatleskinks : So.. My name is Anna.

I'm from the US, but I want to get the fuck out of here.. I want to go some country like England or Germany! Even Japan would be sufficient!

I'm currently studying Biology for my undergraduate degree. I'm really looking into studying to be a surgeon... Either a neurosurgeon or an ophthalmologist.. I haven't really decided…

I really don't give a shit about politics or religion. I'm not saying that I would be ignorant of how others feel on either subject, I'm just saying that I simply don't care for them /:

I hate war. I wish it never existed. Though that's not possible... I had to be part of the "Unlucky Sperm Club" and be born into a country that THRIVES on that shit! -_-

Some Bands/Artists I Like:
John Lennon
The Beatles
The Birthday Massacre
Dommin
Blindside
The Kinks
Emilie Autumn
Hail the Villain
I Am Ghost
Janus
Mindless Self Indulgence
Nirvana
The Left Rights
Queen
The Rolling Stones
Thousand Foot Krutch
Weezer

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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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