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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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