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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

Yesterday, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed mah stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with mah pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. big fat FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND WALKED IN ON ME TAKING A DUMP... AND STARTED PLUCKING HER EYEBROWS. WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE... SHE SAID... ( AWW... IS MY BABY'S POO SHY? IS IT... IS IT? ) AND PINCHED MY CHEEK. FML

#20900665
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On 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm - misc - by noweddingforyou (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, anhen I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed fir ahile yet. FML

#20898243
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On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I went to work at ma job as a secretary. I ad been given te task to file ma boss's collection of Playboy magazines alpabetically by name of te centerfold. Tere was one fir every mont from te years of 1980 until now. FML

#20895973
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On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

Today... yet again... I got looool to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on an porn sites opened. Werd porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this... or how they have access to my office... or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

#20894123
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Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at mah head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. mega FML

#20894007
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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yastarday , mah bast friand told ma that sha no longar wants to cut harsalf cuz now sha's madly in lova with a guy in our school. Sha doasn't know that ha's gay. FML

#20893179
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On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got a text from someone I met last night at a bar. We textd all day an plannd to meet up later. The whole time I had in my mind who he was , but when we met up it was someone completely different that I didn't remember. I had to sit through the whole date pretending I knew him. FML

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married . I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy . He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt . He is 72 . And married . FML

#20892597
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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, while I was working, someone cummed in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
96 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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