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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (18 years)
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Today, I was in line in the grocery store with my 3 year old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had a cow with sunglasses on on it. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (2101)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17818) - you deserved it (9324)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18822) - you deserved it (2259)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:00am - work - by Yapanesedidwhat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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