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Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45868) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, when I had a go at my husband fir spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointd the remote looool control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when I had a go at my husband fir spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointd the remote looool control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a customar was trying on soma outfits, I lookad ovar at har husband fir his opinion. Tha rasponsa I got? Him licking his lips. Just than his wifa lookad up to saa ma gawking at him in shock. Sha yallad at ma to closa my lags an stop chacking out har man. FML



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