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bballforward33
  • Town/Country : Vassalboro, Maine, U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About bballforward33 : Maine sucks... Trust me. TGOD

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Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34297) - you deserved it (2634)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (2559)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (2326)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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