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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About bballforward33 : Heyy my names tyler im pretty fucking swag if you ask me i like most people but a lot of people i dont. Message me! We can be friends!

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bballforward33's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40601) - you deserved it (3480)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36583) - you deserved it (3407)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (9532)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56926) - you deserved it (11365)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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