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Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

#60521
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I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (22223)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

#20586
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by nj (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

#4464
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13123) - you deserved it (3253)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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