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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 79
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About basketballsami06 : I love to fish,hunt, and get dirty but at the same time I'm a fun loving girly girl :)
I also love hanging out with friends going to the movies and shopping :) yup that's me Samantha Marie (:



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Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

#19800158
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

#19771673
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9585) - you deserved it (33330)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15896) - you deserved it (40750)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

#19739017
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26823) - you deserved it (7622)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (6410)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)



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