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About basketballsami06 : I love to fish,hunt, and get dirty but at the same time I'm a fun loving girly girl :)
I also love hanging out with friends going to the movies and shopping :) yup that's me Samantha Marie (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I Went Bra Shopping With Mother. She Insisted That I Try On A Bunch Of Push-up Bras , And I Told Her I Didn't Want To , Cuz It's False Advertising. She Looked At Me And Said That I Need All The Help I Can Get. FML
Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.
Today.. . I was trying to take mah shirt off . It was an awkward fit.. . so I had to basically wrestle it fir five minutes . The kicker was that I was giving mah boyfriend a striptease . He laughd so hard and fir so long that we never had sex . FML
Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML
Friday 27 March 2015