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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 71
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About basketballsami06 : I love to fish,hunt, and get dirty but at the same time I'm a fun loving girly girl :)
I also love hanging out with friends going to the movies and shopping :) yup that's me Samantha Marie (:



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Today , I Went Bra Shopping With Mother. She Insisted That I Try On A Bunch Of Push-up Bras , And I Told Her I Didn't Want To , Cuz It's False Advertising. She Looked At Me And Said That I Need All The Help I Can Get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23589) - you deserved it (4054)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Woke Up To A Weird Feeling On Mah Face. Thinking It Was A Bug, I Slapped At It. It Was Mah Freshly-inserted Nose Ring. FML

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On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.

#19743887
193 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I was trying to take mah shirt off . It was an awkward fit.. . so I had to basically wrestle it fir five minutes . The kicker was that I was giving mah boyfriend a striptease . He laughd so hard and fir so long that we never had sex . FML

#19739017
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On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
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I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (6037)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)



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