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Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am - love - by misswhiskers (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person that signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML

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On 01/29/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by blind (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:16pm - love - by dubblechic - United States (New Hampshire)

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Today, I was at my boyfriends house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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On 01/09/2011 at 9:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)