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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 May 1996 (18 years)
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About baseballplaya5 : Gonna be a marine after high school, wanna know more email me jeff.shachory@yahoo.com

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45854) - you deserved it (11773)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14709) - you deserved it (54572)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33206) - you deserved it (26231)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36585) - you deserved it (3717)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36331) - you deserved it (5991)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (5608)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59189) - you deserved it (10094)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37095) - you deserved it (10100)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61859) - you deserved it (9672)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41367) - you deserved it (17435)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

#16057937
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58930) - you deserved it (4662)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21594) - you deserved it (41223)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41779) - you deserved it (6245)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (11506)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36928) - you deserved it (15399)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -



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