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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34022) - you deserved it (9476)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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