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Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (10849)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML


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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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