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About barnee26 : FML is one of my favorite websites, mainly because i love reading anecdotes in which people suffer.. you've guessed it, i'm not a creepy. sadistic sociopath, who owns a dungeon in their basement, where he regularly lets loose of his perverted fantasies...In all seriousness, I'm just an average guy from Hungary (spare me the 'hungry' jokes), with a passion for Harry Potter, The Song of Ice and Fire, and all kinds of crap... I speak 3 languages, Hungarian, English, aaaaand a bit of French.As my profile pic suggests, my deepest aspiration is to become a ghost upon death, to float about in the ether, observing naked human beings, and all the while, making bits of gooey ectoplasm fly all around the place until the end of time... Ah, sweet dreams...
Usually i'm just lurking around in the shadows, reading fmls and doing whatever people do here.. soo that's about it. If, by any wondrous reason, you want to message me, feel free to do it! :D
tl;dr: I'm a freak
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today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015