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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 805
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About barnee26 : FML is one of my favorite websites, mainly because i love reading anecdotes in which people suffer.. you've guessed it, i'm not a creepy. sadistic sociopath, who owns a dungeon in their basement, where he regularly lets loose of his perverted fantasies...In all seriousness, I'm just an average guy from Hungary (spare me the 'hungry' jokes), with a passion for Harry Potter, The Song of Ice and Fire, and all kinds of crap... I speak 3 languages, Hungarian, English, aaaaand a bit of French.As my profile pic suggests, my deepest aspiration is to become a ghost upon death, to float about in the ether, observing naked human beings, and all the while, making bits of gooey ectoplasm fly all around the place until the end of time... Ah, sweet dreams...
Usually i'm just lurking around in the shadows, reading fmls and doing whatever people do here.. soo that's about it. If, by any wondrous reason, you want to message me, feel free to do it! :D

tl;dr: I'm a freak

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my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today , I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said , "I thought you died."

today I was baking cookies. I stard at them fir 15 minute an finally askd mah dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He lookd up at the oven an replid, "It might help if u turn the oven on." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9217) - you deserved it (45176)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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