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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 70274
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About barlessprison : I have bad taste and I'm always eating at any given point in time.

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barlessprison's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

#13789664
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8299) - you deserved it (63489)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (4959)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12255) - you deserved it (34781)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23985) - you deserved it (40958)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30825) - you deserved it (13179)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9955) - you deserved it (36601)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (2946)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9305) - you deserved it (79536)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (27861)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14099) - you deserved it (47457)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19166) - you deserved it (28740)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12088) - you deserved it (38832)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41144) - you deserved it (10394)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

#9148913
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10111) - you deserved it (28025)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44198) - you deserved it (8870)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)



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