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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About barlessprison : I have bad taste and I'm always eating at any given point in time.

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Today, I got a knock on mah door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore mah mother long enough she will assume I have did and will call the cops. FML

#4889725
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (12015)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chasingcars0624 - United States

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (2187)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4834)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY... I WAS PLAYING ULTIMATE FRISBEE AN TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIEND SINCE I'M NEW AT COLLEGE. I WAS RUNNING AFTER AN OVERTHROWN FRISBEE FOR A TOUCHDOWN. EVERYONE CHEERED ME ON TO KEEP GOING. I RAN FULL SPEED INTO A FENCE. FML

#4781635
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29278) - you deserved it (8331)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah nose was itchy. As I reached toward it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye an now it's all purple an puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (9041)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50889) - you deserved it (17754)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15144) - you deserved it (39289)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

TODAY... I LITERALLY STOPPED TRAFFIC. I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AN A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON ME. BIENG PHOBIC OF BUTTERFLIES... I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OH... AN I AM 17... CAPTAIN OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM... AN IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. MY GRLFRIEND LAUGHED THE HARDEST. FML

#4525487
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (21458)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today , before I went to bed , I watched a terrifying movie with zombies . I woke up with a headache , a bloody nose , and mah mom standing over me frantically asking me wat was wrong . Apparently I had been "fighting the zombie off" in mah sleep and had been punching myself in the face . FML

#4501918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46432) - you deserved it (12250)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I went ice skating fir my friend's birthday . We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink fir the next session . I don't know how to skate and my friends left me . Not only was I the last one out of the rink.. . but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing . FML

#4450231
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40387) - you deserved it (5517)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)

YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

#4443925
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46418) - you deserved it (21193)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)



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