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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (23 years)
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About barlessprison : I have bad taste and I'm always eating at any given point in time.

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Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (5559)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML


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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML


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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML


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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML


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On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML


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On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML


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On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

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