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Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML
Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML
Today.!! !! I was having sex with my boyfriend.!! !! when his sister knockd on the door an askd if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it !! We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning !! FML
Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen cummed in looking 4 a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, ( See Dave, girls lyk her r the reason ball gags were invented. ) FML
Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Friday 27 March 2015