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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, looool who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. mega FML

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On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterdayhen I went to pay 4 my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
110 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

#19614809
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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to looool me as the ( short girl with big tits ) cuz none of them can remember my name!! FML

#19536517
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On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today.!! !! I was having sex with my boyfriend.!! !! when his sister knockd on the door an askd if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it !! We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning !! FML

#19406628
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at mah boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen cummed in looking 4 a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, ( See Dave, girls lyk her r the reason ball gags were invented. ) FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today , I Was Cuddling Up On The Couch With My Girlfriend,hen My Drunken Mother Walked In The Room , Slurred Out , "Room 4 One More?" And Leaped On Top Of Us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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110 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house 4 the first time!! Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor an said "I gotta take a piss, where's yur shower?" fat FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)



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