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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34944) - you deserved it (3151)

On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (4701)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13337) - you deserved it (52989)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (5201)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33617) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26993) - you deserved it (2703)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

#13742971
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24400) - you deserved it (2685)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

#13729303
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (2509)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
271 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9740) - you deserved it (28622)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

#10621379
53 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46126) - you deserved it (5400)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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