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by Matchtopia / 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 11:10am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by James / 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
by CA19oo / 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Clumsy & Forgetful / 11/27/2011 at 1:02am / Canada / Work
by ish0rty / 11/14/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by toughbf / 09/27/2011 at 4:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
- Today, I woke up from a night of stomach cramps. I ended up having to throw out a brand new pair of… Today, I told my mom about my recent tubal ligation. Instead of the verbal beatdown I expected over… Today, I barely woke up and remembered that I had to throw out the trash in the garbage shoot on my…