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Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)
Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada
Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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