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by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy
by achoo-plop / 11/29/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by MiniJeans / 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 6:57am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
by failed dad / 06/25/2014 at 8:30am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML
by chinaski7628 / 02/15/2014 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Work
by crap / 01/17/2014 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…