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ball_so_hard

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2409
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ball_so_hard : my name is Will I play football DE ( my high school went 11-0) and basketball. I also BMX. I'm 16 and live in Pennsylvania on the border of jersey.

If you want to kik my username is notorious082 feel free to message me I always reply.Also follow me on gif boom at notorious_baller

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Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

2day my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix!! He was so excited to show it to me an was certain I'd love it!! I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks!! FML

#21148492
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37102) - you deserved it (9576)

On 05/22/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday after ten years... our sewing machine broke. My mom trid to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (3683)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7678)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML

#21049445
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45157) - you deserved it (3425)

On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Yesterday... mah dogs freakd out and startd getting violent because they thought the sound of mah vibrator was the other's growling. FML

#21048300
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42551) - you deserved it (10777)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I was bitched out at 2am by my parents fir trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking looool out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

#21048094
91 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
120 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reachd over and grabbd a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyd, until a little later, when I pulld out from between my teeth wat could only have been a pubic hair. FML

#20808032
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41845) - you deserved it (3157)

On 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovenia (Ruse Commune)

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I chokd on my own saliva an went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hatd my guts, accusd me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal an fird me on the spot. real FML

#20807935
62 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo (man) - United States

Today , mah grlfriend wantd to try something new in the bedroom , so she got an assortment of different sizd cock rings . She laughd when the one we were trying to use kept falling off , and said to try a smaller one . It was the smallest in the set . real FML

#20807595
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61362) - you deserved it (8764)

On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a grl. FML

#20807504
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (4206)

On 07/28/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Mia (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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