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About ball_so_hard : my name is Will I play football DE ( my high school went 11-0) and basketball. I also BMX. I'm 16 and live in Pennsylvania on the border of jersey.
If you want to kik my username is notorious082 feel free to message me I always reply.Also follow me on gif boom at notorious_baller
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Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML
Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML
Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reachd over and grabbd a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyd, until a little later, when I pulld out from between my teeth wat could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I chokd on my own saliva an went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hatd my guts, accusd me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal an fird me on the spot. real FML
Today , mah grlfriend wantd to try something new in the bedroom , so she got an assortment of different sizd cock rings . She laughd when the one we were trying to use kept falling off , and said to try a smaller one . It was the smallest in the set . real FML
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