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Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -
Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by pottyhostage (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
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