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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About baconftw : If you came to stalk me because of something I said, mission accomplished.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

#20464395
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (14510)

On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

#20167793
148 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
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I agree, your life sucks (17720) - you deserved it (3717)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (1640)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States



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