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  • Town/Country : Chicago, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 August 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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