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bachooka
  • Town/Country : Leduc, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2281
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About bachooka : Self improvement and weightloss have been my life for the last year or so. And my kidlets and my hubster...

I check FML religiously.

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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9859) - you deserved it (43835)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (7586)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (2911)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27075) - you deserved it (2707)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44934) - you deserved it (3124)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (6764)

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