About Bachooka
Self improvement and weightloss have been my life for the last year or so. And my kidlets and my hubster... I check FML religiously. That is all.
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Bachooka's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

By gorillalove / Saturday 11 September 2010 19:25 / United States
By anonymous.. - / Friday 3 September 2010 00:29 / United States
By confused - / Thursday 2 September 2010 21:09 / Canada

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

By fmlskank93 / Wednesday 1 September 2010 11:10 / Australia