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by anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Me / 09/10/2010 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…