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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1151
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About babygirl719 : ya hi i hate most ppl idk y but i do i suck at spellin o and ima b*tch if u can tell hehe well my friends call me a a$$hole not a b*tch well my name is lily i luv track and volleyball i play xbox360 if im really bored im strict wit my lil sister i live in da contry im not a farm girl ima city girl my old friends hate me now cause i said sumin u should neva hear hehehe o and im latina Hola Sé que algunos de ustedes lo que estoy diciendo que si usted hace su impresionante!! Getto is me and my familias life o and message me if u got ? or if u just wonna talk ;)

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Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39467) - you deserved it (3378)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41696) - you deserved it (18989)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28519) - you deserved it (6662)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32573) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8011) - you deserved it (45075)

On 12/24/2009 at 5:06am - health - by Ellowise (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35275) - you deserved it (3742)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year old man who only spoke spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48440) - you deserved it (2464)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68099) - you deserved it (4020)

On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (144445) - you deserved it (11406)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (116088) - you deserved it (6195)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (44263)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21310) - you deserved it (5030)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

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