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About babygirl719 : ya hi i hate most ppl idk y but i do i suck at spellin o and ima b*tch if u can tell hehe well my friends call me a a$$hole not a b*tch well my name is lily i luv track and volleyball i play xbox360 if im really bored im strict wit my lil sister i live in da contry im not a farm girl ima city girl my old friends hate me now cause i said sumin u should neva hear hehehe o and im latina Hola Sé que algunos de ustedes lo que estoy diciendo que si usted hace su impresionante!! Getto is me and my familias life o and message me if u got ? or if u just wonna talk ;)
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Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Friday 26 September 2014