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Taday Mah Co-worker Told Me I Should Stop Smoking Cigarettes Because It Makes Mah Breath ( Smell Lyk Shit ) And Makes Mah Teeth Look As Yellow As Corn. I've Never Smoked A Cigarette In Mah Life. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating!! FML

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218 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today , I had to get mah picture taken fir a badge at the hospital. My sister cummd home and told mah parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showd her mah ( hysterical ) badge picture to cheer her up. FML

#19025712
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decidd to finally check herself into rehab!! She did it while drunk, an flirtd with the front attendant!! mega FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (2018)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to mah laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was breaking into a househen three police cruisers pulld up!! They ran my social, my license plates, and askd me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work!! I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost thier keys!! FML

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130 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I made a drunken bet with friend that I could pour lighter fluid on mah hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burnd. I lost. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I REALIZD MY BOYFRIEND IS SO SELDOM ROMANTIC THAT IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING CUTE. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States



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