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Today, my co-worker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23841) - you deserved it (8061)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
154 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my "hysterical" badge picture to cheer her up. FML

#19025712
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (1959)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34986) - you deserved it (3229)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55056) - you deserved it (4230)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466
120 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States



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