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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3517
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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375 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113741) - you deserved it (15992)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

#16076552
125 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by lawl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
168 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
307 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML

#15708365
252 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
156 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

#15577888
148 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML

#15555726
262 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

#15550416
118 comments

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On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
277 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)



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