azrael_xx

Search for a member

azrael_xx

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6070
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About azrael_xx : Blargh

azrael_xx's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:33am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 2:38pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 5:30pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:10am<b>lramos42</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 2:48pm<b>Sinester69</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 12:59pm<b>youtubetre</b> - the 07/20/2012 at 12:21pm<b>gfonz</b> - the 07/19/2012 at 12:28am<b>manaia18</b> - the 09/09/2011 at 8:11pm<b>sexxme</b> - the 07/27/2011 at 3:29am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 5:33pm

azrael_xx's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of azrael_xx's badges

azrael_xx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

by RogerReady / 01/31/2009 at 12:37am / United States (West Virginia) / Work

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

by crakbbyaparently / 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

by Michelle C / 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

by diddlysquat / 01/14/2009 at 3:49am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

by LiLGeek / 01/12/2009 at 10:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

by Behemoth2 / 12/14/2008 at 12:15am / Transportation

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals