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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3513
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (2821)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26164) - you deserved it (1466)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7334) - you deserved it (39912)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

#3846
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25455) - you deserved it (2636)

On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (4651)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10415) - you deserved it (47262)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29857) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6464) - you deserved it (57954)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22386) - you deserved it (8513)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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