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  • Number of visits : 1730
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Visits<b>balnuaimi</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 12:14am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 3:05am<b>mkrbrox</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:54am<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:55am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:58pm<b>Klima</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:54pm<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 2:02am<b>hillorie</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 12:24am<b>BulldogHoops</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 2:32am<b>gary3768</b> - the 05/26/2013 at 8:41pm<b>sillybilly132</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 5:46pm<b>quincykid23</b> - the 04/12/2013 at 3:25am<b>Fenske_</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 10:48pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 2:12pm<b>wjh100</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 12:46am<b>MagicGiraffe</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 1:49am<b>breathemein</b> - the 03/08/2013 at 5:33pm<b>Blackcatluck</b> - the 03/03/2013 at 10:41pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:58pm

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azk3000's favorite FMLs

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

by DBR / 04/23/2009 at 6:45am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML

by bdawg923 / 04/11/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (New York) / Work

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Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

by willywonks / 03/21/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

by ufhdafuhds / 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Intimacy

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

by Lou Czar / 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy