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About ayebabyyyy : Name ; Hannah
Age ; don't see why you'd care anyways.. so that will be left a secret ;)
Currently living in ; Toronto
Fav Music ; JASON MRAZ :)
Fav books ; Twilight Saga, Audrey, Wait!, anything by Sarah Dessen .. etc
Well, I love FML. I go on daily ;) When I am feeling down, I just read FML, and BAM ! I feel better. Is that a bad thing? :)
Some stuff you should know about me ;
- I can get defensive easily.
- DO NOT PISS ME OFF.
- I like the stories the say stuff like, "I wish you were a vampire. " "You should be more like Edward." Because they relate to Twilight :)
- Jacob Black is my favourite
- I hate most Disney stars.
- I really hate : Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez.
I am random, and love being crazy! So, yeah. Thats it!
PEACE :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States
Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by disturbed2103 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when hes drunk. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by MoxyR12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by FattyMcFatterson (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by creepedouthostess (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by visn (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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