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by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by disturbedtosaytheleast / 01/27/2012 at 6:19am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by thosedamnkids / 01/22/2012 at 12:09am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…