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Today, boyfriend invitd me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realizd this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

#20068225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (24202)

On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground , picked it up , looked at it intently , took a couple of hars off , and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

#20068205
71 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm - health - by ledentist - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my moter sared my pone number wit my broter, despite my explicit wise tat se didn't. He immediately went an put it on Craigslist an several oter websites. Tis is te fourt time I've ad to cange my number 4 tat very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML

#20066095
158 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Yesterday mah grandpa was visiting. My neighbor started blasting out rap music as they've done nearly 24/7 fir months telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over an screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 an still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
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On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today , My Co-worker An I Were Having A Conversation In Russian!! Our Boss Overhered Us Talking , Shouted , ( I Know You're Talking About Me! I Speak Spanish Too! ) An Threatened To Fire Us!! FML

#20061927
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On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Were's all te dead people?"

#20061073
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On 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm - kids - by Chouse - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I was driving wit my boss an se eld er breat as we drove past a cell tower because se didn't want to ( breate in any radiation . ) I ave to take orders from tis moron . real FML

#20060271
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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States

Today, I'm quite ill . My new step-mother believes that the geneticheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead . Looks lyk dad picked a winner . FML

#20057050
107 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 4:53am - misc - by hooligyn123 - United States

Today , a woman cummd up to me at work an screamd at me fir "taking forever" to come an wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. real FML

#20056260
92 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking down the streethen I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm bieng pushed about by a group of guysho were smoking, cuz they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking bieng bad. FML

#20055365
90 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 5:37am - misc - by Tyler - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffd and waggd his tail as a guy muggd me. real FML

#20054806
129 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday after a visit with mah mom, I startd feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
101 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)



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