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by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by ledentist / 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by liquidknight / 09/10/2012 at 8:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 1:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
by hooligyn123 / 09/04/2012 at 4:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by FastFoodWaiter / 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
by Tyler / 09/03/2012 at 5:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
by The Horrible Older Sister / 09/02/2012 at 6:07am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
- Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when… Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me.… Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little…