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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 1995 (19 years)
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About awesomesaucem : I'm a musician and I've got a fever and the only prescription is antibiotics...

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Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9423) - you deserved it (26470)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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