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I'm a musician and I've got a fever and the only prescription is antibiotics...
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Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 March 2012 16:25 / United States - Fort Worth