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awesomechica1229
  • Town/Country : longview, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1164
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About awesomechica1229 : Things about me:
Im a Christian, trying to live for God.
I LOVE listening to music, reading, hiking, watching T.V. and just hanging out.

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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17974) - you deserved it (31071)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11857) - you deserved it (49383)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12397) - you deserved it (45604)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia



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