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averageirishman
  • Town/Country : Fredericton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 September 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 544
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About averageirishman : I was born in Donegal and moved to Canada about 10 years ago.

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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (5662)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (5764) - you deserved it (20864)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (7995) - you deserved it (53840)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137 (19)

I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (1268)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)