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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1975
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About aussie_gemini : I'm just a typical Aussie chick, I love to have a beer and spend time with mates!

aussie_gemini's page activity

Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 4:03pm<b>Kieranr10</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 7:54am<b>Westifer</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:58pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 4:06am<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 3:05pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 9:51pm<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 5:09pm<b>hellobobismyname</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 1:29pm<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 8:10am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 2:38am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 9:27am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:18pm<b>Alex5074</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:55pm<b>thetacosniper</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 2:17am<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 4:34am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:04pm<b>rootbeercheese8</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 9:25pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 2:02pm

Fucked!<b>Kieranr10</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 1:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 7:38am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 3:27pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 8:15am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 4:18pm<b>lurch87</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:00am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 12:45am

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aussie_gemini's favorite FMLs

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

by Username / 06/03/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Kids

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

by WorstLifeEver / 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

by laurenraeee / 05/25/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

by Jen / 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2009 at 9:30am / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

by dumbo / 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

by lover21 / 05/08/2009 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy