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audreys_life
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 638
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About audreys_life : My name is Audrey. I found out about this website when I heard some entries on the radio. I love it. It cheers me up while also helping me increase my ability to actually have pity for some really stupid people. :]

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Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31251) - you deserved it (10543)

On 06/30/2009 at 5:23am - health - by Ginny (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59155) - you deserved it (8374)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10745) - you deserved it (60352)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:53am - love - by H-B (man) - United States



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