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atomicgurl18
  • Town/Country : las vegas, united states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About atomicgurl18 : i love the 50s era and just like everyone else i have my moments

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38743) - you deserved it (10384)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38743) - you deserved it (10384)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15662) - you deserved it (22377)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -



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