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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 749
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

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Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML

#20992711
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (7586)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday a lady stormed into te parmacy I work at and cewed me out cuz te medicine I sold er looool te day before gave er orrible diarrea as a "side effect" . I cecked, and it was te medicine se asked fir - laxatives . FML

#20883379
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46379) - you deserved it (2441)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

#20883308
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53941) - you deserved it (4954)

On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I had to clean human excrement at workhen the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

#20869873
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41967) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/06/2013 at 3:01am - work - by lifesucks0925 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday while wiping mah ass the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it and I'm sure it will again. big fat FML

#20790784
186 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah husband wantd to try anal 4 the first time . His attempt to sound romantic was him saying , "Open yur buns , the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

#20541999
62 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:14pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , ma girlfriand dacidad to gat a naw aircut. Now , sa atas ta aircut an blamas ma for , in ar words , "turning ma into somating I'm not". FML

#20537852
49 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 5:09am - love - by Nogood - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34011) - you deserved it (2924)

On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Taday I startd at mah new job . The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introducd herself with.. . "I know what your name is . I know what you're planning.. . an I've been sent to destroy you." FML

#20512419
127 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 5:15pm - work - by ari (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, an got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time thier around, my boyfriend always looks stoned an constipated, an his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
156 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

#20456674
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46630) - you deserved it (7952)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today , mah son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking!! fat FML

#20446338
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (4738)

On 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

#20445704
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26726) - you deserved it (6015)

On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States



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