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Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by leafscupwin / 10/16/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
by notattractiveatall / 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Bug / 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Pissed / 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 6:28am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
by future missing person maker person thingy / 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
by iblamethetories / 10/11/2012 at 1:49pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Money
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by tiredofthis / 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Timmeeh / 10/10/2012 at 12:45pm / United Kingdom (Monmouthshire) / Love
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…