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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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ashseal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (59593)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29927) - you deserved it (74136)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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