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ashseal
  • Town/Country : White plains, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2217
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ashseal : Heyyy I\\\'m Ashleigh. I\\\'m pretty easy to talk to. I\\\'m open minded :) and I don\\\'t judge. I like guys AND girls so please don't judge me. Love has no gender.! Byes message me if you wanna talk but I'm usually on the app so it might take a while :)

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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24337) - you deserved it (6599)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
113 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
257 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
157 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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42 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

#6779540
102 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML

#6651455
67 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

#6241352
64 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Volume_control (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

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108 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:13am - animals - by jennabean (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

#4077228
152 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 10:34am - intimacy - by condom_kid (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
71 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

#3073543
250 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

#3007389
176 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
329 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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