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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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ashseal's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (5351)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

#7946141
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10748) - you deserved it (21773)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (8838)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (3241)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40989) - you deserved it (3811)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31906) - you deserved it (11222)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

#6930680
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (6416)

On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

#6779540
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30850) - you deserved it (6240)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML

#6651455
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38355) - you deserved it (3506)

On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

#6241352
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9089) - you deserved it (29189)

On 11/10/2009 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Volume_control (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML

#4464455
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64603) - you deserved it (4421)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:13am - animals - by jennabean (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

#4077228
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11662) - you deserved it (71557)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:34am - intimacy - by condom_kid (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49264) - you deserved it (3026)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

#3073543
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61130) - you deserved it (16710)

On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)



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