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ashseal
  • Town/Country : White plains, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2224
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ashseal : Heyyy I\\\'m Ashleigh. I\\\'m pretty easy to talk to. I\\\'m open minded :) and I don\\\'t judge. I like guys AND girls so please don't judge me. Love has no gender.! Byes message me if you wanna talk but I'm usually on the app so it might take a while :)

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Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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235 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 8:05am - intimacy - by LonelyBoy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

#14204770
143 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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235 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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127 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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116 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

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183 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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176 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)



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