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Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
by EffinAhole / 10/03/2010 at 12:27am / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
by Ashley / 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
by luvlessbootycall / 07/24/2010 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by lonelyandbored / 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by vikingunicorn / 05/23/2010 at 1:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Rowden / 04/26/2010 at 5:58am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
by BoobSicle / 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by EpicUsername / 03/10/2010 at 8:14pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation