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ashseal

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  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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ashseal's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42866) - you deserved it (3728)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96998) - you deserved it (10730)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14230) - you deserved it (42252)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37789) - you deserved it (5708)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

#16313970
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7408) - you deserved it (38189)

On 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm - misc - by M (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42245) - you deserved it (4077)

On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (4875)

On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33573) - you deserved it (4597)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39784) - you deserved it (4116)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

#16267088
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46737) - you deserved it (2867)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (13351)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35620) - you deserved it (18866)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33789) - you deserved it (2650)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27409) - you deserved it (4077)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

#16157723
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11222) - you deserved it (61284)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)



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