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Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49127) - you deserved it (7525)

On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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163 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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235 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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123 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

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200 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

#16746621
146 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
85 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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145 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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575 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)



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