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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16842) - you deserved it (25072)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85760) - you deserved it (7448)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)



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