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ashorina
  • Town/Country : Hamilton, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13051) - you deserved it (18027)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72879) - you deserved it (5695)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (459835) - you deserved it (571407)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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